It's that time of year, and the staff of MillionairePlayboy.com would like to wish you a happy and safe holiday. Also, may there be lots of booze, boobs, and cool swag coming your way.
First off, we're happy you're here, and hope you come back often. We're really happy when you tell your friends about us. We've never asked for money before, and we're not really going to ask now. The costs of hosting and mailing out prizes is starting to pile up, and I've been turning away pop-up advertisers left and right. I think pop ups are bad, and I know you do too. So there are some things you can do to help keep us away from doing things neither one of us wants to do. Well I know that you would love to see me start up an exploitive web cam of me in the shower, but I still have some dignity.
How can I help?
Great question. The first thing you can do is donate a new, unwrapped toy to Toys for Tots. That makes us happy. The second thing you can do is, if you're going to shop on Amazon.com anyway, go through one of our links. Things like our Weekly Staff Picks, and video game reviews present specific products you can click on and buy. But if you have other things in mind, or just want to browse around, go ahead and click here first. Then buy your thing, it's the same cost to you, but we get a few bucks for referring you.
The same thing holds true for the following advertisers. Give them a click, see if you like something. If you're going to buy, be sure to come through this link first:
We also highly recommend buying something from the Millionaire Playboy Store, we have some great gift ideas and exclusive MPb merchandise. Buy something cool, and help support us a bit. Win-win dude.
All over the site you'll notice those little Google ads at the bottom of the screen. (There's one at the bottom of this page). At least check out what they're selling. We'll be happier than you know.
Now we're not going to ask you to do all of this without giving you something in return. Starting December 12th, we're launching a very big contest that you'll be very happy with. Here are the details (wow) We're also going to put up a sweet gift guide to help end your gift buying woes. See, we're not all gimme, gimme, gimme. Thanks, and keep coming back, we like having you here. (But light a match, dammit... what the hell did you eat?)
Mr. Stinkhead
and the MPb staff
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