This section will aide the modern man in his quest to find a date online.

• Tate cruises to Las Vegas to see if the City of Sin can make a man out of a dork.



• Dr. Stinkhead shows us how to Work Out While Toy Shopping



• Guest writer Thor Jensen tells us How To Bait and Abuse Pedophiles online. It's fun, and you're helping make the world a better place.



• Some Online Dating Advice from the trenches; in easy chart format.



• Mr. Stinkhead shares Looking Good, which will assist you in improving your profile photo to look more appealing. In this day and age of online dating, your picture is more important to the ladies than clever barnyard metaphors for the size of your genitalia.