In 2009, I wrote an Essential Seven List based on the episode of Friends entitled “The One With Frank Jr.” In the episode, Ross created a freebie list; celebrities they can sleep with, without your wife or girlfriend getting upset. No consequences! A majority of the episode focused on Ross deciding who should be on his list.

Now two years later, because we are guys, we need to update that list. Ross had his list laminated not allowing it to change. We say its important to update the list.

We also want to stress: There is absolutely no condition where we would touch anyone other than our wife / girlfriend and we are disgusted at the concept. Having indemnified ourselves here is who we would bang:

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Poor Thanksgiving. Overshadowed by Halloween and Christmas Turkey Day, has now become the start of the Christmas shopping season more than anything else. With the exception of a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving there really isn’t many Thanksgiving TV specials. Luckily, certain TV shows have episodes celebrating Thanksgiving. With the thought of next weeks turkey leg in my mind I came up with the Essential Seven Thanksgiving Themed TV episodes:

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What does it say about a woman who wears her hair in cinnamon buns? Princess Leia’s fashion choices have always been a topic of discussion. Particularly the wardrobe of the gold metal bikini sometimes referred to as the “slave girl” look! For many of us that is the “moment when she stopped being a princess and became, you know, a woman!” Both of these looks have become a fixture in pop culture. So much that the “Princess Leia Look” has been inspired writers to include the look into various TV shows. So here are the Essential Seven TV Princess Leia Moments:

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Happy Birthday to Iron-Cow Productions. Matt Cauley (a.k.a Iron Cow) started the IronCowProd.com ten years ago today in 1998.

This weeks Essential Seven list is based on an episode of Friends. The episode entitled “The One With Frank Jr” has Ross creating a freebie list; celebrities they can sleep with, without your wife or girlfriend getting upset. No consequences! A majority of the episode focused on Ross deciding who should be on his list. It’s an important decision. He eventually chose Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammill.

So we got to thinking, who would be on our list? Before we answer that we want to stress one point. There is absolutely no condition where we would touch anyone other than our wife / girlfriend and we are disgusted at the concept. Having indemnified ourselves here is who we would bang:

…continue reading Essential Seven Women Who Should Be On Your Freebie List!