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The Karate Kid Trailer is Here

I want to cry. Remaking one of the most beloved films of the ’80s is the worst idea since The Next Karate Kid! The story is pretty much the same. Instead of Daniel we have “Dre.” Dre is forced to move with his mom to China where he is bullied by a local kid. Mr. Han trains Dre in karate. It looks like the filmmakers replaced “wax on / wax off” with “picking up the jacket.” I hope this fails at the box-office, but I know it will probably do well. Kids these days are dumb.


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GI-JOE: Rise of Cobra, Cobra Commander Figure

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Maybe there was a reason they haven’t released the movie version Cobra Commander image. Remember him? Well if you want to see what the movie version of Cobra Commander looks like continue reading.

SPOILERS!!!!!

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What Can You Do With a Mutt Williams Action Figure?

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The other day I hit Target and discovered that the Indiana Jones figures were on clearance for $1.23 each. I was hoping to find a Sallah, Young Indy, or even a “German Soldier.” Sadly, all they had were about fifty Mutt Williams action figures. So why aren’t people buying Mutt? It’s because nobody knows what to do with him. I decided to come up with some suggestions on what to do with a Mutt Williams Action Figure.

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