Fat Bastard Farting Plush
Tekky Toys, the makers of Pull My Finger® Fred bring us the official one and only Pull My Finger® Fat Bastard from Austin Powers: Goldmember.
Unmistakably looking like Fat Bastard in his sumo gear, he features his Scottish sumo diaper and hair bun. He has a little tuft of thick fur leading down his massive bellay. When you pull his right finger, he farts loudly and says one of four lines pulled straight from the movie. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! He shakes wildly too. This can be a bit disturbing when you're holding him.
It doesn't stop there, squeeze his stomach, and he'll burp or fart and say one of four other lines. Ooooh, frisky aren't we? When passing gas, from either end he'll rumble some more.
Apparently, this shaking bundle of joy does not thrill the ladies as much as it does the true guys*. He is most likely not welcome among the girlfriend's Beanie Baby collection. I would recommend putting him in a high traffic area in your home or office. People will not be able to resist checking him out. For the best reaction, have someone hold him when they squeeze or pull. That's the way the big guy would like it. I know I do.
One more note, this guy is called Fat Bastard, not Fat Man or Morbidly Obese Scottish Villian. Tekky Toys was not afraid to acknowledge the Bastard for who he is, and what he is.
This furry guy squatting in sumo position, is eight and a half inches wide and eight inches tall. He comes with replaceable batteries.
Click to buy him from Entertainment Earth.
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*True guys admit that potty humor is frickin' hilarious.