Mori Chack's Gloomy Bear animatronic plush
with jager

Mori Chack's Gloomy Bear is oh so cute...and deadly! Fans have been collecting the cuddly pink agent of death for some time in various forms but never have we seen a Gloomy quite like this! Freebento.com has the coolest plush Gloomy yet: the animatronic version! That's right, push this guy's hand and he swings poor little Pity around by the head. Poor little Pity.

I love the juxtaposition of cute and deadly this bear has. That's the big draw to the Gloomy Bear line, I suppose. It's hilarious to see a pink bear tear his poor owner to shreds, isn't it? I wonder why that is... Probably some sort of psychology term paper in there. The quality of this plush is top notch. The stitches are very tight and the material is really soft. But because of the animatronic nature of this beast it's not really cuddly. The head is huggable, but the body has the motor and battery pack in it making it pretty hard. But it sits up really well, and let's face it, you're not planning to snuggle this guy at bedtime. The material on Pity (the bear's owner) is a smoother kind than that of the bear. I like that attention to detail. Also, the claws are a soft plastic so as not to poke out any eyes. Only pretend violence here folks! I have to admit, that while I appreciate Gloomy Bear and think he's funny I've never been a huge fan. But this is seriously one sweet plush. He really whips that poor boy around!!

Here's a quick video demo

If you're in need of something a little different for your gal or if you need something to add a little spice to your plush collection, this is definitely the bear for you. If you fit either of those categories you should enter our contest to win your very own bear! All you need to do is email entryATmillionaireplayboyDOTcom an entry with the subject heading of "Gloomy Bear for me!" The winner will be randomly chosen in a week!

Since we only have one bear to give away and… well, more than one reader, the rest of you will have to swing by Freebento.com to get yours. They have a pretty good section of Gloomy Bear-ness, like the cosplay hat! And lots of other cool stuff too.

Mori Chack's website is currently under construction, but the homepage has a fun animation on it worth checking out. Just click on Gloomy.

Our Designer Toy page is chock full o' goodness. It's fun!

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