Iraqi's Most Wanted Playing Cards
You know the story... the Pentagon printed up a load of these 52 card decks with photos and names of the most wanted Iraqi officials. They distributed them to our troops and Iraqi civilians to help them identify the potentially dangerous Iraqi politicians. Every week or so we hear about another top-level person in the deck who has been caught. So it's been a tactical success so far. We also know its an economic success, making certain distributors wealthy, because 1 out of every 5 spam mail letters I get is for a great deal on this deck of cards!!!!! (Someday I will have a gigantic dick, rock-hard abs, have caught 3 of these most wanted, and a mortgage that would make you hurl)

Anyway, Lando da Pimp scanned in a bunch of these cards to share with you, dear reader. So take a look at some of these funny ones, and by all means, contact your local law enforcement if you see any one of these faces. They are highly dangerous!!!! :P

Barzan Ibrahim Hassan Presidential Advisor This guy sounds like an old motorcycle when he laughs	Sadam Husayn Al-Tikriti Presidential Who loves Hot Shots Part Deux?	Sultan Hasshim Ahmad Al-Tai Minister of Defense Signed up when he thought it was Minister of Denny's
Muhammad Mahdi Al-Salin Minister of Trade Will not give up 10th Spawn for clear goggle Mek-A-Nek figure	Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash WMOD Scientist Her secret WMOD are her farts. Seriously dude...	Back of card What happens if you drop your deck face down?

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