Excalibur's Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling toys
by Lando da Pimp

The name Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling may be very familiar with fans of the Howard Stern Show but you may not know that he now designs toys. Excalibur Electronics sent me every "Joke Man" product with Jackie's signature dirty jokes to take a look at.

The first products are The Dirty Joke Machine and The Dirty Joke Machine II. These two products provide the user with thousands of dirty jokes and insults. You can choose between three different joke categories Quickies, Insults & Longer Jokes. At any time you can save these jokes and recall them very easily. Each joke is displayed on the LCD screen where you can play Jackie talking comments with his trademark laugh.

The Dirty Joke Machine's are intended for persons over 18 but younger kids can amuse themselves with the Talking JokeMaster Junior. The hand held talking joke machine contains 140 classic kids' jokes. By pressing the clown's nose Jackie's voice tells a joke that is meant for the younger audience.

The Comedy Caculator works just like a real calcualator with one exception. It tellS jokes! As you calculate, Jackie Martling's voice reads the numbers as you hit them. It even reads your results! At any time you can push the joke button and hear a dirty joke at random as well.

The product that is more of a gag then anything else is the Talking Insult Mirror. At anytime the mirror is picked up it automatically insults you. There are 15 insults with this mirror that play at random letting the viewer know exactly what the mirror thinks of them.

I am a huge Howard Stern fan and have been listening for about 10 years. Jackie was a great part of the show and I am a big fan of his stand up. These products all have Jackie's signature joke routine. The strongest of all these items is probably the Jokemaster Junior. Kids will really love this device. All of these products are available for purchase at Excalibur Electronics web site. I also encourage you to pick up any of Jackie's comedy CD's that can be purchased at any music store.

For more information on The Joke Man go to Jokeland.com

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