Kaiju Big Battel Postcards
with jager

It's the holidays and you should really touch base with your ol' pal. Or maybe you should take this opportunity to tell your sister you really did steal her Barbie back in fourth grade. Whatever the reason you choose to send someone a note, it's much more effective when you write it on a Kaiju postcard. There are four original prints and each has its own flavor. Since we're so close to Christmas, we'll start there.

Dr. Cube must really love Christmas, because he made sure he's on both the cards for this holiday. Nothing says Christmas like Dr. Cube riding Kaiju's newest rogue, Vegetus. This three color print is telling us Happy Holidays, but Cube seems more interested in whipping his "steed". Still this card is a fine way to spread the Christmas cheer.

I like how the X in X-mas is the Cube crossbones, but that present looks like it's from Jokey Smurf and those aren't ever very nice.

Ring in the New Year with Kung Fu Chicken Noodle reminding us it's the year of the Chicken. This card is the nicest of the set being printed on a metallic gold paper and if you don't agree, Soup will come over there and kick you. And perhaps you too, will bleed soup.

The set is rounded off with a very nice Plantain birthday card. Here we have Pablo singing Happy Birthday to You while wandering the desert. Who knew Los Plantanos kicked it in the old west? This card is sure to bring a smile to the birthday boy (or girl)'s face.

I should mention that these cards are limited to 100 for the Plantain Birthday card and a mere 50 pulls for the Christmas and New Year's cards. Each is painstakingly silk screened by the Commissioner's interns or even more painstakingly printed by Cube's minions; respectively. These are very nice for sending to folks, or suitable for display.

This card set is available for a limited time in the Kaiju Mall. Check this and other great Holiday specials there before it's too late!

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