Archie McPhee's Ninja and Boss Launchers
by Mr. Stinkhead

A while ago, our friends at Archie McPhee sent us this Ninja Launcher and Boss Launcher to try out in the office. When you take a much-needed break from "working" (yeah, yeah, we know), it's double your pleasure to toss something at the guy that's actually not wasting company money. Why not do it in style with these launchers?

The first one is pure marketing genius. This launcher launches small plastic objects through the air. Ninjas also leap through the air, so BAM mix the two and you get a launcher that causes tiny, yet effective ninjas to go leaping through the air at your unsuspecting co-workers.

Pull back the catapult device, load in one of your ninjas, close the cap, take aim, and fire away. Before you know it, it's an actual ninja invasion. If you don't believe me about how ninjas go flying through the air, you need to educate yourself with the facts about ninjas at UltimatePower.net

I dubbed my clan of ninjas the Cat Bird on a Stick clan. A mystic clan of silent observers who strike from the most unlikely of places. I had fun tossing these at my co-worker J-Dogg. I also like the variety of sculpts you get here.

Maybe you're down with the flying ninja action. Shame on you, but if it's not your bag, check out this Boss launcher. There's just some days when you wish you could load up your pasty-face, personal-time-sucking, mutant overlord of a boss into a catapult device and send him flying. Now is your chance. You get an assortment of boss-types to send flying at your boss, or maybe, more safely, that chick in accounting.

If you haven't been to McPhee.com in a while, shame on you again (man, you are slacking today!). Swing by and check out all the cool stuff you can use to spruce up your pad or cubicle. Speaking of cubicles, they even have a set of connectable cubicle minifigures, called the The Cubes you can pick up and customize. Sweet!

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