Essential Seven Evil Doctors

When your young you were always told that you shouldn’t be afraid of the Doctor. Well obviously, your parents lied to you. They didn’t take into consideration that your Doctor could actually be evil! So many good medical and academic Doctors turn to evil making this weeks Essential Seven Evil Doctors list very important:


7) Dr. Evil

He wants to rule the world, but can’t even get “frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads.” He has aspirations of world domination, but is stopped every time by his arch enemy Austin Powers.

Favorite Quote: “Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?!”


6) Dr. Claw

Leader of the evil M.A.D. organization Dr. Claw, watches from a monitor as his evil schemes fall into play. He believes that Inspector Gadget is his greatest enemy, never realizing that he is foiled by a little girl and her dog. Dr. Claw is never seen in the cartoon which made the character mysterious. I always assumed that he had a metal mask based on his voice. Rupert Everett portrayed the gloved one in the film version which completely ruined the mystery of what he might look like.

Favorite Quote: “I’ll get you next time, Gadget… next time!”



5) Dr. Horrible

Dr. Horrible is an aspiring supervillain hoping to become a member of Bad Horse’s Evil League of Evil. His application for entry into the League is being evaluated. To gain entry, he must kill his arch-enemy Captain Hammer who is currently “boinking” his love interest Penny.

Favorite Quote: “I’ve got a Ph.D in Horribleness.”


4) Dr. Clayton Forrester

Dr. Forrester  who used to work at the Gizmonic Institute, moved his evil operations to the bowels of Deep 13. He kidnapped janitors Joel and Mike , shooting them into space onboard the Satellite of Love . He then performed science experiments forcing Joel and Mike to watch bad movies with their robot friends. If you’re wondering why somebody would do this, just repeat to yourself “It’s just a show, I should really just relax!”

Favorite Quote: “Hello, and welcome. I’m Dr. Clayton Forrester, and soon you will all bow down before me.”



3) Dr. Mindbender

Dr. Mindbender is Cobra’s top scientist. He despises Cobra Commander, and collaborates with Destr, Tomax, and Xamot in a plot to create a new Cobra leader. After stealing DNA samples of the best militaristic minds in history they create Serpentor. It was later revealed that Golobulus planted (or Inception?) the idea on how to create Serpentor

Favorite Quote: “Those aren’t Drednok. Those are GI Joes.”

2) Dr. Frankenstein

Dr. Frankenstein believed that he could create life.  Studying chemical processes, with dead human body parts, he gives life to his own creature Frankenstein’s monster.

Favorite Quote: “Look! It’s moving. It’s alive. It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!”


1) Dr. Gaius Baltar

Doctor Baltar was a brilliant scientist, former President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, and revered religious figure for the remaining humans left. His lover is disguised as a Cylon in human form who uses Gaius to gain access to CNP system. She then renders the entire fleet of ships to shut down by a remote command. His love of sex leads to the holocaust of the Twelve Colonies.

Favorite Quote: “You’ll forgive me, Madam President, if I don’t wish to be executed based solely on your… gut feeling.”

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