Essential Seven Famous Doodie

This weeks list is either going to make you laugh, or completely disgust you. I’m still trying to figure out if I need therapy for thinking about a list of famous doodie. Poop jokes are always good for a laugh in a movie or on TV. Every once in a while it is used for dramatic effect. Either way it’s going to stink! So here is the Essential Seven Famous Doodie.

7) Shawshank Redemption

“Andy Dufresne – who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”

To escape Shawshank Prison, Andy had to crawl through the sewer system filled with shit. Five hundred yards of shit to be exact. Luckily, it is raining to wash it off him on the other side. You know a smell like that sticks with you for a while. Especially if it’s under your fingernails.

6) Jurassic Park

So why is the dinosaur sick? Well Dr. Ellie Sattler can only diagnose it by sticking her hand in the biggest pile of shit you have ever seen. Those damn Berries are the cause!

5) Tommy Boy

After a great evening of attempted cow tipping with his new step brother Tommy, needs the crap washed off of him. It is here we learn that Tommy ate paint chips as a child. This could be a reason he is “special.”

4) Dogma

Forged from the strip club toilet, the Shit Demon attempts to stop the Last Sion. Silent Bob breaks out the air freshener and “knocks the strong odor out!” When Dogma hit theaters, the Catholic Church protested the film. If they had actually watched the film the poop monster may have changed there mind. After all, can you really take a film seriously if it has a giant poop monster?

3) Back to the Future

Marty manages to get on Biff’s nerves by standing up to him, something which Biff isn’t used to. He proceeds to chasing Calvin Klein (aka Marty) around the streets of Hill-Valley, ending with him crashing into a manure truck.
Estimate to fix: $300.
Great Moment in Movie History: Priceless

2) Caddyshack

Technically, it isn’t doodie. The Baby Ruth candy bar does look like it though. It even floats like a turd. In the film the candy bar is dropped into the pool. Mistaken for a piece of crap, the pool is emptied and cleaned. Carl finds the Baby Ruth and eats it.

1) South Park

Mr. Hankey has the advantage over all the other famous doodies in this list. He can jump, talk, and bring joy to those who have lost the Christmas spirit. He of course smells just as bad.

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