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Essential Seven Dumbest G.I. Joe Characters

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra hits theaters today and some of you will be heading to the theaters to watch your childhood G.I. Joe team get raped in the ass by Paramount. However, you can’t just blame Paramount for taking advantage of the G.I. Joe franchise. Hasbro, has been sticking its finger up the ass of G.I. Joe for years. They chose to rape the franchise slowly compared to Paramount’s quick stick it in.  So that is why I would like to provide you with the Essential Seven Dumbest G.I. Joe characters Hasbro has released. Who knows perhaps we will see some of these in the sequel!

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G.I. JOE Trailer Re-enacted with G.I. JOE Toys


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First G.I. JOE – Rise of Cobra Reviews

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Aint It Cool News has the first two reader reviews of G.I. JOE – Rise of Cobra. I think the reviews are being kind. This film has got to be the biggest cluster-fuck. The best part is the statement that the film is “More Enjoyable Than TRANSFORMERS 2.” Well duh… That can’t be too hard to do. BEWARE OF SPOILERS (if you care)

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Cobra Commander UNMASKED!

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Our friends over at ActionFigureInsider.com posted a video of the 12 inch Cobra Commander from the film G.I.-JOE: The Rise of Cobra unmasked. If you don’t want to be spoiled then stop reading. Otherwise, prepare to say WHAT THE F@CK! Video after the jump.

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