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Star Trek Hottie of the Day: Friday

Anticipating Friday’s release of J. J. Abrams’ Star Trek, we’re paying homage to some of the hottest women in the universe. And, no, not all of them have slept with Captain Kirk.

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Deanna Troi

Star Trek The Next Generation

Species: Human/ Batazoid

Turn Ons: Chocolate, a beardless Riker

Status: She has an imzadi, which is like being super married

Comments: Oh, those unisex bodysuits! No wonder Captain Jellico, who temporarily took over command of the Enterprise in “Chain of Command,” wanted her to wear a proper uniform. Who could sit in the captain’s chair, tug on the bottom of their shirt, and issue orders with her on the bridge?


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Star Trek Hottie of the Day: Thursday

Anticipating Friday’s release of J. J. Abrams’ Star Trek, we’re paying homage to some of the hottest women in the universe. And, no, not all of them have slept with Captain Kirk.

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Jadzia Dax

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Vital Statistics

Place of Birth: Trill

Status: Married to Worf, so that’s a big fat TAKEN

Fun Fact: Those Trill markings go below her neck, if you’re into that sort of thing

Kinky Fact: Once inhabited a Klingon, if you’re into that sort of thing

Awesome Fact: Turns heads in one of those OS miniskirts


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Star Trek Hottie of the Day: Wednesday

Anticipating Friday’s release of J. J. Abrams’ Star Trek, we’re paying homage to some of the hottest women in the universe. And, no, not all of them have slept with Captain Kirk.

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Seven of Nine

Star Trek Voyager

Vital Statistics

Species: Human/Borg

Status: Occasionally has agonizing collective flashbacks, but she’s single. Hint-hint, fellows!

Turn Ons: Locutus, the Astrometrics lab

Biological Fact: Has fake left eye, like Sandy Duncan


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Star Trek Hottie of the Day: Tuesday

Anticipating Friday’s release of J. J. Abrams’ Star Trek, we’re paying homage to some of the hottest women in the universe. And, no, not all of them have slept with Captain Kirk.

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Kara from Sigma Draconis IV

Star Trek The Original Series

Vital Statistics

Species: Eymorg

Intellect: Other than possessing the ability to surgically remove a person’s brain and keep him alive, she has less brainpower than a pan of Hamburger Helper.

Annoying Habits: Crippling every man in the room with a push of a button

Comments: Yeah, so this is the token obscure pick (every pseudo list/countdown needs one), but gotta love those original series outfits!


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